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Lousy Husbands Fresh Urine Sample - Guaranteed Drug Free

That upcoming corporate drug test got you down?  Dude, we've got you covered.  Lousy Husbands brand "clean" urine is guaranteed to get you a clean bill of health.  Drained from orphaned Guatemalan kids, this stuff is as pure as it gets.  So kick back and relax.  Smoke 'em if you got 'em.  Drink all you want, because with Lousy Husbands brand Fresh Urine, you know you're gunna be pissing clean all day.

Lousy Husbands, LLC is not responsible for loss of employment while using this product.  (Yea, our lawyers made us add this.)