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Lousy Husbands Hard Hat - Sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL, XXXL, XXXXL, XXXXXL

Hard day at the office?  Harder day coming home to the "Little Lady"?  No worries Dude.  The Lousy Husbands Hard Hat is here to save whatever brain cells the booze hasn't killed.  This little baby is constructed completely from wurtzite boron nitride.  Dude, that's the world’s hardest man-made nano-material available.  You know what I'm say'in?  They use this shit for industrial drillers.  We're talk'in harder than diamonds.  

So when that wife of yours decides to beat you with a skillet for coming home at 4:00am, or for that obscure charge of $700 on May 25th... yea, you know what I'm talk'in bout... or your Ex decides she needs another $2000 a month to "keep her in the lifestyle she's become accustomed too", then Brother, this Hat's for you.

Lousy Husbands, LLC is not responsible for injury, damage, or death incurred while wearing The Lousy Husbands Hard Hat. (Yea, lawyers made us add this.)